by absurdkitchen

"A revolutionary hybrid, quick-serve & virtual restaurant concept designed with one goal – to give consumers a safe but modern & unique way of experiencing food & beverage"

Are you an aspiring restaurant owner, team of investors, or a restaurant group looking for your next concept or pivot move? With an incredible ROI, the ability to scale at your own comfort level, and the flexibility to build your own national brand - Absurd! Kitchen Co. is an opportunity for you to tap into a profitable niche. The time is NOW to emerge as a leader in both food & technology - and invest in the "future of restaurants".

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All Rustic

The flavor profile will be “southern inspired”. But this concept won’t be joining the chicken wars between today’s leading quick-serve brands. It will crush them with a full suite of profitable items featuring mind blowing sandwiches, unique breakfast bowls, loaded chicken strips, fried waffle sticks, and more including gluten-free, dairy-free, and vegan ‘chicken’ options all served in premium, sustainable (and branded) packaging where consumers will be left saying “F*#%, this is Absurd!”

All Surreal

Aside from the food, the beverage ‘subscription’ program is a strong form of brand loyalty, providing opportunity to lure in customers & increase food sales. The additional food truck is mobilized throughout the desired community; at events, business parks, and even during localized crisis. The retail line of meal kits and dry southern spices is engaging for that increased demand for a memorable at-home experience. Overall, it’s simple. It’s modern. And perhaps – a little surreal!

All Digital

At Absurd! Kitchen Co., there is no waiting in lines and there is no physical contact between staff and consumers.
There is however – a new frictionless ordering, pick-up, and delivery platform that is streamlined by digital technology. The pick-up area is designed with multiple, digital food-safe storage units that are opened by mobile device. The drive-thru is setup exclusively for online pre-orders and delivery drivers who simply enter a dedicated pick-up code.

IDEAL MARKETS: North Las Vegas, Nevada + Winston-Salem, North Carolina + Irving, Texas + Fremont, California + St. Petersburg, Florida + Hamilton, Ontario + Burnaby, British Columbia + Kitchener, Ontario + Vaughan, Ontario + Surrey, British Columbia + Others with Over 230,000 People

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